The Deal
I’M GOOD is a line of superior, ready-to-drink zero proof beverages. We are for anyone who - for any reason - is choosing not to drink alcohol.
Our beverages are ready to drink straight from the bottle. We aren’t selling you some wacky-mostly-water-liquid that vaguely resembles something you used to rip shots of back in the day. These are robust beverages that will titillate your mind and ensnare your senses, each drawing inspiration from cocktail classics, yet they have distinct personalities of their own.
Some important nuggets of informtation:
Each 750 mL bottle contains 7 servings of cocktail - that’s 3.5 oz per beverage. Did we just mix imperial and metric measurements in a single sentence? Oh yes we did.
Bottles should be resealed and refrigerated after opening and enjoyed within a month for maximum freshness. Oh you and your local knitting club can’t finish 7 cocktails in 30ish days? Come on, don’t lie to us.
Our liquids contain sugar. We are very aware that sugar isn’t good for you, but it is necessary to replicate something resembling those full-throttle cocktails of yore.
We also use vinegar as a component both for botanical extraction AND to simulate the “bite” of booze. Vinegar is made when little teenie bacteria drink alcohol in the presence of oxygen. Due to the varying natures of some folks’ sobrieties - we just feel like you should all know that.
Still With Us? Great!
With our patented Hella Delightful Beverage technology: our drinks can be enjoyed regardless of your level of beverage-crafting comfort…
Are you an average Jannete or Joe who is participating in Dry January? Pop the bottle in the fridge to chill and pour over ice.
Are you an avid bar attendant who is currently with child or on a course of antibiotics? Give your bevy a little shake or stir and garnish extravagantly.
Are you a newly sober mustache-toting bartender who wears suspenders now more out of habit than obligation? Well fire up those tweezers and use our drinks as a base for your own creations.
Are you tired of the same old alcoholic beverage and desire a fresh and fun new ingredient to spice up your life? Go ahead and add a shot of mezcal to The Negroni or throw some vodka in the Piña Margarita and prep those tastebuds for some magic.